flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

(via laughtill-youcry)

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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(via hyena-laugh)

vaspim:

this whole notion that guys who wear pink are suddenly feminine is so ridiculous. women aren’t portrayed as manly if they wear blue??? it reminds me of this quote i once read by gwen sharp, “Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it.”

(via holydicksbatman)

lolsofunny:

kermitthefrrog:

Average day in chemistry class

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

kermitthefrrog:

Average day in chemistry class

(lol here!)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via laughtill-youcry)

(Source: adrians1, via hyena-laugh)

(Source: 4gifs, via blissfulserenade)

midnight25marauder:

i watched this like 10 times lol

midnight25marauder:

i watched this like 10 times lol

(Source: onlylolgifs, via foreveralone-lyguy)

thefaultsinourself:

densofaxis:

the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off

that is beautiful

(via squishybutts)

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:




Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

starkspangly:

coolfrikkinbeans:

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Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

my mom cried

(Source: callingmoon, via blissfulserenade)